7.15.2009

planet baltimore

WELCOME TO YOUR GUIDED TOUR OF PLANET BALTIMORE.


this fine specimen is named owen and he performs in vaudeville shows and he wants to be an acrobat in the circus and i love him.

and now let the tour begin...
ACT 1 THE SCENERY


ACT 2 THE INHABITANTS
and now a more intimate look at some of the creatures of this mysterious place...
this beautiful androgynous creature braided all the hair of his friends and had a great ensemble of gold chains, red scarf, orange glasses, an asymmetrical red bob and the face of an angel.
day of neons, sparkle tutus, barbarella bubbles, plaids, and crystal meth. just another saturday!
the running man might win for best overall look of the weekend. no explanation necessary. and then there were these three fine gentleman in matching stovepipe pants but the real winner of the three is the middle man, with his clashing print vest and shirt. very nice. and did u steal that jansport from me in 6th grade? i want it back!
here we seem to have two superheros on our hands. the one on the left danced for like 10 days on sunday night and the one on the right sewed embellishments on her outfit like the entire time i was there, basically without stopping. her name is hannah brancato and shes a real artist.
ACT 3 THE MOVEMENT
and now lets take a break to dance...

ACT 4 ENCORE PERFORMANCE OF INHABITANTS
the sparkling disco space sluts caught on digital camera! and on the right, look at this beautiful pairing of mustard yellow socks and half spray painted gold boots. sooo nice.

such awesome hair. great gold accessory.
that guy had some crazy hair goin on, but his girlfriend was really rockin the back cut-out. under the top shirt she had tied the back cut out straps together to make it tight. it was hot. and then in this other pic, notice the beautiful green fairy creature that was found on a lilypod in a garden and supersized.
the guy in the blue two peice was wearing a shirt that said 'nobody knowns i'm a lesbian' HAHAHAHAHHAHA
striped one piece, side rat-tail and grey on grey tights.
notice the american flag converse, bullet belt, biker hat, nice androgynous long hair boy.
ACT 4 THE SOLILOQUY
and some requisite pictures of joy and her crazy outfits:
ACT 5 CONCLUSION
and our tour ends at this dazzlestar masterpiece. this is the beautiful host of the most amazing weekend in planet baltimore. thank you sister space slut!

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